The evening start at Rick’s Tavern which was located right behind the venue that would be entertaining us later on. Eight people showed up for the Happy Hour which was a very good turnout. Word quickly spread like VD through a Wurtz family reunion that’s our Founder Leom H. was back in the country after being forcibly removed for unknown reasons. Everyone was very thankful for his return. The waitresses at Rick’s however did not appreciate Leom when she brought him a drink he could clearly not handle without a lot more Coke. Member Mark M. was also impacted by said waitress when he ordered a Maker’s neat. She brought him what was clearly something in Coke and insisted that he just try it before she would agree that is was not a Maker’s neat. Cooler heads prevailed and the drink was returned. The waitress made up to Mark by giving him her phone number and they will be seeing each other soon.

 

The group left Rick’s and moved across the street to the restaurant for the meal to commence. The restaurant had no lights on other that a Bud Light sign and blinking red lights which was commented to be all traditional Indian design. The group was seated in a Private room which was really thought highly of by the group.

 

The first thing noticed by the group was the odd mode lighting that was located on the walls above the table. See the attached photo for a picture of said lights. People in the group immediately started experiencing seizures and loss of memory when looking at the lights.

 

The meal started off very well with both free poppadum’s and fried veggie appetizers were brought to the table without even being asked for by the President. The toast to our beloved Mr. Patten occurred, dinner was order and club business was discussed.

 

Mike M. escaped ejection from the group. Several members came to his defence as a “Lovable member of the group that was just going through a rough patch in life”. He was clearly putting family before club which was excused this time.

 

The group voted 10-1 for Leom to wear the Vanilla Ice USA outfit at the next gathering in Dec. They must occur or we will be losing our founding member.

 

The December gathering was decided to be Dec 29^th and so the date was set.

 

Next the horror began, dinner took over an hour to arrive at the table and things went nowhere but down from there. Several members got their meals most did not. They arrived at the table one dish at a time. The waitress could not get a meal to the correct person if the dish had their name on it. The President took immediate notice of the situation at stated that before the night was over he would be servers someone’s 10 when his dainty pallet can only handle a 3 at most. Sure enough not 5 min later the waitress brought what she insisted was the President’s meal. The president questioned her 4 times that she confirm that it was the lamb Korma at a 3. She insisted it was until realizing that is was actually member Eslinger’s chicken dish at a 10.  Crisis was averted but the President was none too happy with the situation at the restaurant. Most meals were deemed to be unsatisfactory and the president made a tearful apology to the group for what was clearly a tremendous mistake in picking this venue to be honoured by the amazing members of our club.

 

While waiting for the checks to arrive the group picked esteemed member Duane K. to be the President at next month’s Christmas celebration. Most members eagerly selected Duane based on the amazing job he did at last years December event and cannot wait to see what is in store this year.

 

The checks never arrived at the table and the group just walked to the register and paid. Never to return to this hell on earth dining establishment.

 

Faithfully yours,

 

November President Rob A. Esq.