General Comments:

As I arrived at Humble Monk Brewery in the Presidential blazer, I could not help but think of all the incredible men who have worn it before me. How much history has taken place near this garment? If it could talk, what stories would it tell? I reached into the breast pocket, felt the red card…the CASACC constitution…oddly a pack of condoms….all of these things made me proud to be the President of such a prestigious club.

The pre-game was attended by only the best members. Beers were cold. The aesthetic was cool. We met the owner, he commented on how great the blazer looked.

Upon arriving at Dusmesh, we were immediately shown to our table. Matt Butler’s toe nail was there to greet us and was immediately discarded. Pompadums and chutneys were brought out and were absolutely on point. The food was generally thought of as “flavorful”, “spicy”, and “delicious”.  The atmosphere was quite authentic, highlighted by Hindi pop music.

Everyone was thrilled with the meal. The only knocks on the place were: the portions were a tad small, the pompadums were on the bill (immediately removed), and the bill was not split, though it was requested.

Paul Glotzbecker was the lucky recipient of the Presidential blazer (which was present). This will be his inaugural campaign.

“History is written by the victors (and sitting Presidents)” – Winston Churchill